Saturday, April 18, 2009

Jobe - week 1

First off lets have a look at the house


Outside, as u can see i'm that good at landscaping. But it will do and i usually forget to get the sims to do the gardening, so the plants die anyways.


And inside, yes it is extremely small but there are only two sims living there. But just think of it as small and cozy (:


Meet the angry swarm of flies, they decided to meet Cara.


I felt so bad, i never really kill my sims on purpose.

RIP Cara Jobe

right where were we.......



Lara: Why? Why did you leave me here!?


Oh yes now i remember


Lara: I miss you so much
Me: It's alright, life goes on...you have your grandmother
Lara: MUM!?!
Me: ahhhh..no
Lara: Yeah, i knew mum would of never said something like that, mum never classed Rosalia as family. Um who are you anyways?
Me: Well lets just say when you need to go to the bathroom, i make it possible and stop you from wetting your pants or passing out.
Lara: Well why didn't you save my mum, or at least made her move away from those flies?
Me: ahh...don't blame me...blame the rules!
Lara: What!?!
Me: just thinking out loud..

She like had a massive tantrum then started crying, and made me feel even worse.


This was the only time Rosalia cried about her daughter.


Then acted like nothing ever happened. She is playing her character more than i expected.


Then she decided to do something not in her character's nature, She hugged Lara after she was crying.

Me: gee two faced much ?
Rosalia: WHAT!
Lara: ohhh you can hear it too, i thought i was going crazy. Do you think this house has a ghost or something? She likes makes everyone do what she wants them to do, abit controlling i think.
Me: you no i can hear you, and i can easily make sure you will pee yourself in the most embarrassing situation.

I have to admit Rosalia was quite boring and annoying at first.



Lara decided to take it out on the bike.



Then she started crying again. I'm so sick of this cry-blah-blahness. Then i realised that her aspiration meter was in the two red! I didn't want to loose a point already, so she had a want to meet someone, and the welcome wagon hasn't arrived yet.

Troy Go i think his name was was walking past, and i needed someone ASAP before Lara went into aspiration failure.



Argh, i dont have the patience for this


Then she rolled a want for a puppy....
Lara: Hello, may i please have the number for the animal shelter?


I would like to introduce the new family member, Kenny Jobe.

Lara: OMG hes so adorable!
Rosalia: Ohhhh great...he's your dog, you can clean his mess up
Me: Don't worry Lara I'll make sure she puts her part in
Rosalia: *grumbles* and mutters something under her breath that's not very appropriate to repeat.

This puppy is one of the most annoying puppy i have ever had. He wont eat until i get that message saying i need to take care of the animals better because he is starving even though the bowl is full. He had me yelling at the screen a few times where his hunger bar was so low i thought he would either die or someone would take him away.

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Lara: Ohhh ohhhh ohhh.. hello are you there!?! I know you are always listening to my conversations.
Me: haha well theres nothing better to do. What's wrong ?
Lara: Is it normal for a random guy to leave a gift on our porch?


Me: haha oh yea its fine, though i don't think he likes Rosalia.
Lara: yea well i dont either..Rosalia has already unrapped it and its a computer!


Lara: Hay it actually works!
Me: well der! how about you make yourself useful and find a job?
Lara: Hay theres one in Law, do you no i want to be...
Me: yes i no, you want to become the law, tell me something new
Lara: *ignores and plays sims 3*


Ohhh finally the welcome wagon arrives, although its 2pm. They have been here for almost a full day, your a tad late to welcome them to the neighborhood. But there was Gabriel Mullins, Amy Canty and some Talin Deppiesse.


This is Ethan Barrett, him and Rosalia have two bolts! Even though he looks like an older version of Goopy, they went on a date. It was a 'great' date, it would of been a dream date if i didn't have to end it early because Rosalia had work. Since Rosalia has the LTW of having 50 dream dates she also went on a date with Talin Deppiesse (you know that one in the welcome wagon), but they have the bolt with the cross through it as there chemisty, so you can imagine how it went.

Yes i know i dont take all the pictures, but im new at this and i keep forgetting. But im sure you all believe me.


Ethan: Now every time she sees this stove she will remember our date. She will sell her much more expensive stove and put this crappy cheap stove in its replacement.

Thanks Ethan you just gave the Jobe house an extra $400 in their pocket. I see you didnt respond to the wolf's growls and now it dosent like you even more. How stupid can this guy get!

The Jobe house hold started to get back on track.


Yes i do apologize about Rosalia in her undies, but this is where they become best friends and Rosalia also teaches Lara how to do homework.

Rosalia: See sweety its not that hard just a little bit of patience, and you will get it done.
Lara: Thanks Nan.




Rosalia and Ethan.. 1 2 3 awww (:
I think once Ethan gets rid of that awful hair and gets some facial hair, he will look great.


Hay Cara! Your very um transparent. She just wondered around didn't scare anyone though, so that's good. If she becomes a nuisance i will be shipping her off to a community cemetery.


Look who's doing well at school. It actually wasn't an A+ it was just an A-, but still better than a C.
Lara: Nan! Nan! Nan! Mysterious voice!
Rosalia: Yeah hunny?

Me: yesss?

Lara: Look Loook! i gotta' A-!!

Rosalia: See i told you, the homework does pay out

Me: good on ya


And lets end this week with Rosalia being an idiot


Me: Um Rosalia?
Rosalia: yes ?
Me: How old are you again
Rosalia: I'm 56 now
Me: well you have had 56 years to know jumping in puddles when there is a storm, you might be struck by lighting.
Rosalia: hmm well you have got a point
Me: How about you go make dinner for Lara and you ?
Rosalia: whatever.




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This was five days Monday - Friday morning. Lara is now 16 and Rosalia is now 56. I dread playing the other families, i really dont like toddlers that much. But there only toddlers for four long annoying hair pulling days.

Peace.
Samanthaaa (: